Friday, December 12, 2008

Friday Funny~ He Said, I Said

Got this in an email and it was worth sharing......

He Said, I Said

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra;
you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit
on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go
to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and
go to the fridge.


Nicole O'Dell said...

I'm wiping the coffee off of my computer screen! LOL

April said...

So true!!!LOL

Tenakim said...

all so true- how astute! If you made those up, you're my idol!

Brooks said...

I wish that I were witty enough to have come up with these...

Kristina P. said...

Ha! I love this! So, so true.

Corrine said...

ok too funny!

The Mom said...

FABULOUS! So true!!

The header probably needs to be shrunk by about 5-10 pixels (wide) can you do that with the program you used?

kel said...

Love those!! oh and love the new profile pic!! so funny!