Saturday, December 20, 2008

Antlers

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost

5 comments:

kel said...

Of course!!!

3 Bay B Chicks said...

This re-confirms my long standing belief that women really are the dominant species.

Glad to know that my conviction also extends to reindeer. I guess Rudolf was really Rudolfa.

-Francesca

Nicole O'Dell said...

That's really interesting. hmmm

Shannon said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I am sooo showing this to my hubby!

Constructive Attitude said...

LOL!