Thursday, November 27, 2008

Thanksgiving Humor

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned - The dark meat and white But I fought the temptation with all of my might. I Tossing and turning with anticipation The thought of a snack became infatuation. So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore. I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes. I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, 'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie. But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.... Happy eating to all - Pass the cranberries, please.May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump. May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize, May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.
May your Thanksgiving be Blessed!

5 comments:

Shannon said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too!

Tammy W said...

Hee hee! Happy Thanksgiving!!

Just me said...

That's great! Great job:) Happy Thanksgiving!

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

I did the same thing on my blog! :-) too funny!

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